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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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I think people should just do what makes them happy right at the moment. If you worry too much about the future, you’ll be too busy being cautious to enjoy the present.
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Just saw this in an email from one of my professors who is an adviser for the Lesbian and Gay Vet Med Association at school. Target’s website says it will donate 100% of T-shirt sales from customers during the month of June to Family Equality Council.
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“ya man I just had the hottest sex ever with this hot chick named Patricia”
something u will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever hear in your life
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